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“hey, man, anyone who brings a dead bird back to life is ok by me. as long as it's not a pigeon.”

“i wish i learned to drive that fast.”

“See also the Zero Effect.”

“Appley inside too architecturally disjoint from grody old post office outside.”

“i sleep in the laundry room.”

“is this the one that's funny, then sad, and then the world ends? i like that one.”

“in fifteen minutes, i'm going to realize i already saw this movie.”

“sounds like the name of your aunt with the bad lipstick who pinches your cheeks.”

“Diana Moon Glampers is a great bad guy name.”

“How does he build a brick wall in a book?”