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“less seizure-inducing than myspace”

“eh...not anywhere near the top of the heap of recent comic book movies.”

“her topshop designs are great!”

“damn, this is a great movie.”

“yay! another victory for equality and human decency.”

“sadly, not surprising”

“the whole situation is utterly depressing.”

“And you thought being a Red Sox or Cubs fan was heartbreaking.”

“give the old man a break, i doubt he meant it like that.”

“as cute as tadpoles? um...okay.”