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“YouTube: dumbing down democracy!”

“I'm a 26-year-old girl, and I still want to buy this.”

“It's no great by any means, but entertaining eye candy.”

“Can you believe it's been 10 years since this was released?”

“he's a fine actor. too bad he's such a bigoted idiot.”

“Does the same hold true for men and their mothers?”

“I guess whales only have 2 lives.”

“This debate I will actually watch.”

“Count Choculitis....Why did you write that down, Jim? Is it because you know I love Count Chocula?”

“A solid start to the season”