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Some of these have been

"Milk doesn't really need commercials"

or

"Baby On Board signs are passe."

When word was on the way that Paris Hilton was going to put out an album, general consensus was that it would suck.  And Paris knows about sucking, right?

This song is AWFUL.  Blame it on the mitochlorians, but I saw it coming: vocals like Britney when she got worse.  Second-hand beats.  You're not even entirely sure how to dance to it, because it's got this tropical thing going, but another beat on top of that! 

Why can't she just go into seclusion?
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