Reviews of: baby pandas

i would like one of my own.

imaginarygirl — Fri, 08 Jul 2005 10:25:29 -0500

killers

Bondo — Fri, 08 Jul 2005 10:25:29 -0500

cold hearted killers. they lure you in by looking cute, then maul you in your sleep

LETS GET A BABY PANDA AND NAME IT POOPOO. i bet it would get more hair on your bed than Lulu.

elmanga — Fri, 08 Jul 2005 10:25:29 -0500

Looks like a muppet. I love muppets.

AaronJ — Fri, 08 Jul 2005 10:25:29 -0500

Except for one thing: I once watched this documentary on these baby polar bears. The baby polar bears were so cute and loveable and they were obviously fond of their caregiver. But just like all things baby, one day they grew up. Even at three months the were pretty big; they didn't know their own strength and while playing one of the baby polar bears broke the caregiver's arm. Yup. Just. Like. That. This little guy looks cute but be warned, one day he'll grow up and break arms too. No kiddin'.

Doesn't bamboo look good to eat? Like it might taste like sugar? I bet it does.

Erica

in_love44 — Fri, 08 Jul 2005 10:25:29 -0500

Awwww there soooooo cute they look like a little stuffed animal!

I wonder what they taste like?

windowseat — Fri, 08 Jul 2005 10:25:29 -0500

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it's less cute when the mommy panda regurgitates chewed-up bamboo for the baby to eat.

seth — Fri, 08 Jul 2005 10:25:29 -0500

butterstick!

elleroo — Fri, 08 Jul 2005 10:25:29 -0500

everyone understands the cuteness of baby pandas. for some meta-cuteness, read wonkette's descent into panda obsession. i found it as absorbing as she seems to find pandas.

health and happy everday!

slightsun — Fri, 08 Jul 2005 10:25:29 -0500

Hope this overseas Chinese baby health and happy everday! :>

Filthy, lazy creatures

adjustafresh — Fri, 08 Jul 2005 10:25:29 -0500

Yes, it's been established that they're cute, but have you people ever actually seen one of these animals up close and personal?

I visited the panda exhibit at the Memphis Zoo and was disturbed to see these giant black and white beasts, stained from laying in their own filth all day. They generally lay around and do nothing but eat bamboo and go to the bathroom on themselves. They are very sedentary animals which is part of the reason why the species is close to extinction.

Other than that, they're adorable.

So cute!

Jessica — Fri, 08 Jul 2005 10:25:29 -0500

They are just adorable!

no rest for the cute.

david — Fri, 08 Jul 2005 10:25:29 -0500

there's really one thing i have to say about baby pandas: holy crap. they are very similar to regular pandas, except they are tiny, misproportioned, and dependent on others for survival. oh, and far cuter. they're born blind and weighing only 3-5 ounces, with completely white fur.

baby pandas are nursed by their mothers for their first 9 months, and they snack on bamboo when they get to be about 5 months old. a LOT of bamboo. at first, they eat bamboo that's been ground up into baby food formula, but when they get older, they eat different varieties, like bamboo and jelly, chocolate bamboo, and bamboo parmesan. they grow to be between five and six feet tall. but then they're no longer babies. and they won't hybernate like other bears.

HOLY CRAP THEY'RE CUTE. i would love a pet panda. since i already grow bamboo in my bathtub, i think i'd be a good baby panda dad, too.

awww it looks like a stuffed animal

shannon — Fri, 08 Jul 2005 10:25:29 -0500

Goddamn that's cute.

Maryhope — Fri, 08 Jul 2005 10:25:29 -0500

Given how impossible they's guys find it to reproduce it is a miracle we ever get to see these cute cubs. Man, they're adorable!

that is the cutest thing I have ever seen

alexj — Fri, 08 Jul 2005 10:25:29 -0500

for reals